Partýljón vs. White n' Nerdy

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack (partýpungurinn jeje)
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause
I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

Partý nr.1
Staður: Jörfalindin
Stund: Fimmtudagskvöld
Tilefni: Amma Gurrý og afi Einar í bænum
Gestir: Afkomendur afa og ömmu (fyrir utan Baldur, Hálfdán og Önnu Margréti)

Partý nr.2
Staður: Háskólabíó
Stund: Örtölvu- og mælitækni (föstudagsmorgun)
Tilefni: Læra um hálfleiðara
Gestir: Verkfræðinemar

Partý nr.3
Staður: Kringlan/Smáralind
Stund: eftirmiðdagur
Tilefni: kaupa buxur, boli, skó, gulróta- og kartöflusafa, þurrkaða banana, lime, eyelinera, bounty, hársprey og partýpung.
Gestir: Anna Hulda, Brynja og mamma að einhverju leyti.

Partý nr.4
Staður: Hjónagarðarnir hjá Telmu og Kalla
Stund: Klukkan fimm
Tilefni: Sjá Telmusnúllu Karlsdóttur
Gestir: ég, Anna Margrét, mamma og Sigga frænka.

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Partý nr.5
Staður: Kvisthaginn hjá Helga
Stund: Klukkan sex
Tilefni: afmælisveisla með þýsku ívafi
Gestir: sjötti ex, verkfræðinemar og fleiri góðkunningjar Helga

Partý nr.6
Staður: VR-II
Stund: Klukkan hálf níu
Tilefni: Pissustopp
Gestir: ég, Brynja, Anna Hulda og Vala

Partý nr.7
Staður: Háskólalóðin
Stund: Klukkan níu
Tilefni: Októberfest
Gestir: Allir velkomnir!

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/erngben/album?.dir=e473re2&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/erngben/my_photos

Partý nr.8
Staður: Jörfalindin
Stund: Sunnudagshádegi
Tilefni: Afmæli Önnu Margrétar
Gestir: fjölskyldan